Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, it happens to have a chainsaw.... Nuff said.

I wish for a wish to wish for without wishing so I don't have to do anything. But I still want a wish. ;P

Granted. The wish grants a wish for you to shut up---resulting in your mouth falling off.

I wish this wasn't confusing.

Wish granted, now everyone thinks that you're confusing.

I wish for the meaning of life.

Granted. 42.

I wish for the meaning of life to be different.

Granted. 43.

I wish I was the meaning of life.

Granted. But everyone gets angry and kills you.

I wish I wouldn't come back to a slew of posts after my shower. .-.

Granted, you come back to a TON of posts after your shower.

I wish that I could be leader of DA WORLD!

Granted, but people now live on Mars. Congratulations, you are the leader of a barren, lifeless wasteland.

I wish for a birthday cake.

Granted, but it's rigged with a bomb.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Wish granted, but you fail all of your classes.

I wish for a new game.

Granted, but it's for a console that never comes out.

I wish for a banana.

Granted, but in Modern-Day North Korea, banana's are taboo, and you are executed.

I wish I had a ukulele.

Granted, but it is on fire.

I wish for a license to kill.

You're killed seconds after you receive your license.

I wish for 4 votes in the Avvy Contest.

Granted, but you still lose.

I wish for sleep.

Granted, but you only get 2 hours.

I wish for a good, blockbuster-worthy movie to come out. >.>

Granted, but I steal all the copies and hide.

I wish I could have dinner now...

Granted, but it is made up of foods you hate.

I wish I didn't have to go to school....T.T

Granted. Just granted. I don't feel like corrupting it, because I wish the same thing!! X3

I wish for a driving license.

Granted, but you're in a car accident, dead, steering wheel through your head. ^^

I wish for a chainsaw. :3

Granted. But it appears lodged in your anus..... I turn it on.

I wish for a master chef to live in my house, so he can cook me delicious foods all day long.

Obli wrote:Granted. But it appears lodged in your anus..... I turn it on.

I wish for a master chef to live in my house, so he can cook me delicious foods all day long.

Right up the butt? That would kill him. >>

I attack you with pain. D:

Ummm, are you sure that you have the right thread, dear?? ^ ^;

I wish I had a magical lamp.

Granted, but it does not grant you wishes like a genie, it blows up in your face.

I wish I could fall asleep now.

Wish granted, but you have a nightmare which causes you to... You don't wanna know. >.>

I wish for a saltine. :3