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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Your wish is granted, however all the answers are wrong and you end up failing the course.
I wish for the annihilation of the human race.
I wish for the annihilation of the human race.
Zerifachias- Totes-Mcgoats
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Your wish is granted, all Homo Sapiens are eliminated. What you could not have forseen is the rise of the domestic dog as an increasingly resourceful and cunning species, as their intelligence has evolved over the centuries, and their transformation in the new humanoid species on the planet. Unfortunately, they are not really nicer than us, and in the end, nothing is changed, not even appearance.
I wish for the power to black out a random star.
I wish for the power to black out a random star.
Allindur, the Lightfoot- Fleeting Dreamer
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but what you're actually doing is moving the star to a different galaxy.
I wish for good fire-type pokemon to appear in the next generation.
I wish for good fire-type pokemon to appear in the next generation.
Zerifachias- Totes-Mcgoats
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but he's another fire/fighting-type.
I wish for a fuzzy pillow.
I wish for a fuzzy pillow.
Durn- Hermit Sage
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but you get an allergic reaction and suffocate in your sleep.
I wish for incorruptible politicians.
I wish for incorruptible politicians.
Zerifachias- Totes-Mcgoats
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but then our justice system becomes like that of Judge Dredd. Justice is served to all and the punishment is the same: death.
I wish that I had a job. :/
I wish that I had a job. :/
Cerani- Right Hand of Destruction
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, you work at McDonalds for 14 hours per day, every day. Your only holiday is for some religion that you don't believe in.
I wish for the death of the two-party system.
I wish for the death of the two-party system.
Zerifachias- Totes-Mcgoats
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Granted, but it gets replaced with a one party system. No choices for you.
I wish people in my school would shut up about moving to a different country because Obama got reelected.
I wish people in my school would shut up about moving to a different country because Obama got reelected.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but then they start beating you for believing differently instead.
I wish I had a new game to play.
I wish I had a new game to play.
Cerani- Right Hand of Destruction
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but it becomes the only acrobatic feat you are capable of, even after you attempt to make a career of it. Eventually, you become a mere sideshow act in a traveling circus with Floozo the Clown as your only companion.
I wish I was Master of the Universe.
I wish I was Master of the Universe.
Cerani- Right Hand of Destruction
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but you're official title is Master of the Honey Boo Boo Interwebs Universe, and out of utter shame you fake suicide and become an Atlanta hobo with a beard.
I wish I could sing like Diana Degarmo.
I wish I could sing like Diana Degarmo.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
I should've known what I was getting into with that one.
Anyhow, granted! But since nobody knows who that is, you'll die penniless and alone.
I wish I could meet Tobuscus. ;-;
Anyhow, granted! But since nobody knows who that is, you'll die penniless and alone.
I wish I could meet Tobuscus. ;-;
Cerani- Right Hand of Destruction
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but someone spelled his name wrong on your ticket and you end up in the middle of the Savannah. Stranded, you become a nomad monk and reach Nirvana before peacefully passing away during meditation, so you become a religious figure that people look up to and idolize. You even have a shrine built on your final resting place.
But you never end up meeting Tobuscus.
I wish I had a ham and cheese sammich.
But you never end up meeting Tobuscus.
I wish I had a ham and cheese sammich.
Zerifachias- Totes-Mcgoats
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted but the person who serves it to you spits in it. You eat it without noticing it. Congrats. You ate a ham-cheese-n-spit sammich~
I wish bad fanfic writers would realize they're not good and take constructive criticism rather than bitch about how no one "gets" their writing "style."
I wish bad fanfic writers would realize they're not good and take constructive criticism rather than bitch about how no one "gets" their writing "style."
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but soon the bad writters give up after realising their lack of talent, and with so few people writing, the act of producing fan-fic dies out.
I wish I was immune to the harmful effects of what I smoke.
I wish I was immune to the harmful effects of what I smoke.
Allindur, the Lightfoot- Fleeting Dreamer
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but you have to stop smoking for it to work.
I wish for seagulls to be extinct.
I wish for seagulls to be extinct.
Zerifachias- Totes-Mcgoats
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but with the extinction of seagulls their natural predators are forced to find other means of food, specifically humans.
I wish to become a panda
I wish to become a panda
Kurio- Masochistic Kitty Kat Maid
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but singing becomes illegal and you cannot use your talent for fear of prosecution.
I wish for this paper that is due tomorrow to finish itself somehow. =3=
I wish for this paper that is due tomorrow to finish itself somehow. =3=
Zerifachias- Totes-Mcgoats
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but it ends up being a plagiarized copy of a former student's work and you get kicked out of school.
I wish I could read other people's thoughts and not care what they may be.
I wish I could read other people's thoughts and not care what they may be.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but you can never turn the power off and can only hear the sexual or stupid thoughts.
I wish that I wasn't in debt. =3=
I wish that I wasn't in debt. =3=
Zerifachias- Totes-Mcgoats
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but the money to pay that debt comes from a rich businessman. He is not happy, enjoy jail.
I wish for the city lights to go out during the night. Forever.
I wish for the city lights to go out during the night. Forever.
Allindur, the Lightfoot- Fleeting Dreamer
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but now the aliens steering that meteor can't see where they're going, it crashes, and we all die :<
I wish I had a fluffy soft tail <3
I wish I had a fluffy soft tail <3
Inkblot- Tormented By Nightmares
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but you're now a freak of nature and governments the world wide start hunting you down to run weird experiments on you. You hope the aliens pick you up but the only signal you can get a callback from are the Daleks. Luckily, this means you get to meet the Doctor and possibly help him save the world, but this also means you are a side character who will die in the process. I'm so sorry.
I wish I had $10,000.
I wish I had $10,000.
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